Mellor’s Garden
April 21st 2006
Today’s Brainteaser.
Old Mellor bought his garden many years ago and got it dirt cheap, probably because it was in the shape of a trapezium. The two diagonals of the trapezium divide the garden into four triangles each for vegetables, fruit, flowers and lawn. Mellor remembers that the area of each triangle is a whole number of square yards, that the lawn is 80 square yards in area, and that the vegetable garden is 45 Square yards in area.
Question. What the fuck is a trapezium?
 Answers in the Comments section please. 10 pounds for the first correct answer. The editor’s decision is final.
Answer to last week’s (April 14th) Brainteaser – Barearse.
There are two common definitions of the trapezium. The American definition is a quadrilateral with no parallel sides. The British definition for a trapezium is a quadrilateral with two sides parallel (Bronshtein and Semendyayev 1977, p. 174). Such a trapezium is equivalent to a trapezoid and therefore has area
A=1/2(a+b)h
There you go. Simple.
I have now lost the will to live and my brain hurts. I require a stiff vodka forthwith to recover.
Please don’t do that to us again. Please.
Comment by Four Dinners — April 21, 2006 @ 11:31 am
I thought a trapezium was where Trappist monks worked-out.
Comment by Canute — April 22, 2006 @ 1:38 am
I always thought a trapezium was a place you kept trapezes.
Comment by helena — April 22, 2006 @ 3:10 am
and there was i thinking a trapezium was four ropes suspended over a garden, each leading to a separate corner. trapeze artists would then do amazing stunts on the trapezes and meet up in the middle.
i guess i’m not always right.
Comment by zed — April 22, 2006 @ 3:12 am