Razzamatazz

22nd January 2007

THE CLINTONS ARE HAVING BREAKFAST.

“Hey Hilary honey, do you realise that if you make President that ah’ll be the First Gentleman.”

“We might just have a problem there, Honey”

“Honey?”

“Well what on earth makes you think that you could ever be called a gentleman, Bill?”

“No, ah’ll make it honey, you can be sure of that. Ah’ve already started giving up mah seat on the subway and holding doors open for ladies.”

“I think it might take a bit more than holding doors open, Hon.”

“There is more. Ah prefer blondes. And they do say that gentlemen prefers blondes, don’t they.”

“Monica Lewinsky wasn’t a blonde as ah recall.”

“Who?”

“And that’s another thing. I think you’ll find that Gentleman don’t go around having their cocks sucked by other women.”

“That gal was lahing, Hon. Ah’ve told you before. That was a big fat lah that girl told.”

“Surely you’re not still denying that bitch gave you a blow job are you?”

“Like ah’ve already explained a hundred times, Hon, ah’d been bitten by a snake and Monica was sucking out the poison.”

“The only snake she was sucking was you trouser snake, Bill. Anyway this conversation is academic because if I make it to the White House I’m going to ditch you and have someone else as my First Gentleman.”

“What!”

“Congressman Northcott.”

”Congressman Northcott? But that guy is nothing but a pussy licker, Honey, just as goddamn pussy licker.”

“Yes?”

“Ignore this if you have already read it. My books Dear Air 2000 and Football Crazy are now in print. They are priced at £8.99 each and are available from Amazon, but readers of my blog can buy them direct from me for £7.50 including p & p. Just send me a cheque and I will send the book/books by return.

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