Say Goodbye To Embarrassing Hair

I saw this advert in a magazine a few weeks ago. If you have any trouble getting a supply of HerSute let me know, you can have mine, there’s plenty left in the tube.

 

SAY GOODBYE TO EMBARRASSING HAIR

 

Do you suffer from embarrassing hair? If you have hair that constantly embarrasses you by shouting things like ‘Hello Fatty’ at your next door neighbour or ‘Get your tits out’ to girls in the street then I’m afraid we at HerSute can do nothing for you. If however you have hair that causes you embarrassment by growing where it shouldn’t be growing then all new HerSute is absolutely just what you have been waiting for.

Using a razor to rid yourself of unwanted hair only encourages your hair to grow even stronger and consequentially thicker. It has been proved that hair removal creams can be harmful to insensitive skin. Waxing can be positively painful. Only all new HerSute is the real answer to the problem of embarrassing hair.

So how does all new HerSute work? Supplied in cream form and packaged in a free handy tube, all new HerSute is massaged, three times daily, into all parts of the body, where you do NOT have embarrassing hair. This will encourage this non-embarrassing hair to grow stronger. In a few short weeks it will have grown to such an extent that it will join up with your embarrassing hair. Result – you will no longer have embarrassing hair, just hair all over your body.

You will gratefully discover that all New HerSute will pay for itself a thousand times over, as having successfully completed the treatment you will find that you no longer want to go out. So along with embarrassing hair you will say goodbye to those expensive meal out and hello to the pizza delivery man. This however is not to say that you should not go out. But if you do it is advisable to stay well clear of zoos and safari parks.

Here is what just a few of our thousands of satisfied clients had to say about all new HerSute –


Thank you all new HerSute for my new career as a Gorillagram. I could never have done it without you. J. Laycock,  Penge.

Since using new HerSute my central heating bill has never been lower and a new winter coat is a thing of the past.  J Morrison, Hastings.

Before I found new HerSute my husband used to use me as a doormat. G Butler, Bury.

 

Since I found new HerSute my husband uses me as a doormat. A Morton, Salford

 

All new Hersute – available from all good chemists and per shops.

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Hi. I’m Terry Ravenscroft, I’m aged 67 and…..whoooah, come back, I’m not ready to have the lid nailed down on my coffin just yet. Anyway I’m a very young 67. (About five years ago I went to see Pulp at the Manchester Evening News Arena. I was older than everyone else by at least 35 years. The eighteen-year-old next to me asked me if I’d ever been to the venue before. I replied ‘Yes I saw George Formby here once’. She’d never heard of him.) This blog is going to be about my life and the way I see things. Before I retired I was a comedy scriptwriter for Les Dawson and Smith and Jones amongst others so there’s a sporting chance that some of the things I write will be funny. One of the reasons I’m writing this blog, although by no means the only reason, is because I have a website www.topcomedy.co.uk which I hope you will log on to occasionally. I have yet to meet anybody who doesn’t like Dear Air 2000…. My hobbies are walking, playing crown green bowls, watching football, birdwatching , cooking, and, according to The Trouble, moaning. Oh, and I have a thing about Kristen Scott Thomas. A couple of people I will be mentioning from time to time are The Trouble and Atkins Down The Road. The Trouble is my wife. I don’t call her The Trouble because it’s cockney rhyming slang for ‘wife, trouble and strife’, but because she has the habit of starting sentences, especially to me, with the words ‘The trouble with you is….’ Then goes on to complete the rest of the sentence with words like ‘you never listen when I’m talking to you’ or ‘you never see the other person’s point of view’ or some such other frivolous complaint. Atkins Down The Road is my best friend and lives, not surprisingly, down the road. I started a weblog a couple of years ago but stopped doing it to write a novel about golf called ‘A Good Walk Spoiled.’ If you want to read the weblog it can be found on my website, if you want to read the novel it can be found on my other website, Razzamatazz, at www.razza.fsnet.co.uk along with lots of other things. Hi. I’m Terry Ravenscroft, I’m aged 67 and…..whoooah, come back, I’m not ready to have the lid nailed down on my coffin just yet. Anyway I’m a very young 67. (About five years ago I went to see Pulp at the Manchester Evening News Arena. I was older than everyone else by at least 35 years. The eighteen-year-old next to me asked me if I’d ever been to the venue before. I replied ‘Yes I saw George Formby here once’. She’d never heard of him.) This blog is going to be about my life and the way I see things. Before I retired I was a comedy scriptwriter for Les Dawson and Smith and Jones amongst others so there’s a sporting chance that some of the things I write will be funny. One of the reasons I’m writing this blog, although by no means the only reason, is because I have a website www.topcomedy.co.uk which I hope you will log on to occasionally. I have yet to meet anybody who doesn’t like Dear Air 2000…. My hobbies are walking, playing crown green bowls, watching football, birdwatching , cooking, and, according to The Trouble, moaning. Oh, and I have a thing about Kristen Scott Thomas. A couple of people I will be mentioning from time to time are The Trouble and Atkins Down The Road. The Trouble is my wife. I don’t call her The Trouble because it’s cockney rhyming slang for ‘wife, trouble and strife’, but because she has the habit of starting sentences, especially to me, with the words ‘The trouble with you is….’ Then goes on to complete the rest of the sentence with words like ‘you never listen when I’m talking to you’ or ‘you never see the other person’s point of view’ or some such other frivolous complaint. Atkins Down The Road is my best friend and lives, not surprisingly, down the road. I started a weblog a couple of years ago but stopped doing it to write a novel about golf called ‘A Good Walk Spoiled.’ If you want to read the weblog it can be found on my website, if you want to read the novel it can be found on my other website, Razzamatazz, at www.razza.fsnet.co.uk along with lots of other things.

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