April 13th 2006
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If I have to make the short journey into the town centre and I don’t fancy walking I quite often use the local half-hourly bus service. Not only is it excellent value at 20p but it saves getting the car out and allows me to indulge in one of my favourite pastimes – listening in to other people’s conversations. Very often this is unrewarding unless you’re interested in the latest state of someone’s haemorrhoids or the price of minced beef at the Co-op but occasionally you get to hear a gem. I heard one this morning.
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“I like your hair,†said one old dear to the other old dear seated next to her.
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“Do you like it?â€
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“Yes, it suits you. With your thin hair. Where did you have it done?â€
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“That place on Union Road. Our Muriel put me on to it, they’re ever so good and you get a chocolate biscuit with you tea, a digestive.â€
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“I must give them a try. What are they called?
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“What is it now?…….Hot Pot.â€
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“Hot Pot? I’ve never seen a hairdresser’s on Union Road called Hot Pot.â€
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“No, not Hot Pot….. something like Hot Pot……..Tater Pie.
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“Tater Pie?â€
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“No, Ash. Tater Ash.â€
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“Tater Ash?â€
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“No, something very similar…… Pan Ash. That’s it. Pan Ash. Definitely.â€
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“Pan Ash?†The old dear thought for a moment, then said:†You mean Panache you silly old fool, it’s Panache.â€
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“Well our Muriel calls it Pan Ash.â€
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Worth 20p of anybody’s money, that.
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