10th July 2006
Hello there. Atkins Down The Road hear. Or should I say, as Iâ€™m living in Razzaâ€™s house wile heâ€™s away, Atkins Up The Road. whatever.
What Razza said about my spelling is perfectly true, or at least I think it is, but how would I know for sure if I canâ€™t spell properly? All I want to say about it is that when I was Fourteen I discovered girls and was learning how to shag, and I know which of them Iâ€™d rather be good at and it isnâ€™t Spelling. Anyway hasnâ€™t he ever heard of Microsoft Word Spell Check witch I always use to correct all my Spellings?
Razza has left ten meat balls for the Pollittâ€™s Dog in the frig, one a day, to keep it quiet. I might feed them to the wife one a day to keep HER quiet but Iâ€™m certainly not going to be arsed with feeding meat balls to a bloody Dog to keep it quiet. If it starts barking all day wile Iâ€™m in residence hear itâ€™s a goner.
I donâ€™t know if Iâ€™m going to be able to put up with Razzaâ€™s telly for a week. Itâ€™s a Widescreen, but not all that wide, nowhere near as wide as ours anyway, and it isnâ€™t a Plasma like ours or even a flat screen.Â
when I told him about our Plasma telly when we got it he said what did he want with a Plasma, theirs only shit on the telly, so all it would mean if he had a plasma telly is that heâ€™d be able to see the shit a lot clearer and it was all ready quite clear enough for him thank you very much.
One good thing is heâ€™s got every Episode of The Sopranos on DVD. But theyâ€™re all on divettes, I think you call them, and my DVD player wonâ€™t play divettes so I havenâ€™t been able to borrow them, so over the next week Iâ€™ll be able to play them all on his DVD Player. But on his not very wide screen Non-Plasma shit television set. Iâ€™ll definitely have to get our telly up hear, itâ€™ll only take a few minuets.