May 5th 2006
Iâ€™d never have suspected in a million years that you could buy inflatable rubber women on e-Bay. However not only can you buy them, you have a whole harem of them from which to make the selection of the plastic partner of your choice. They come in all shapes, sizes and colours, in blonde, brunette and redhead, with or without â€˜artificial vaginas with realistic juices just like the real thingâ€™. Christ when I was in my youth you had to make do with a hole bored in a telegraph pole.
But who on earth would want to buy a used inflatable rubber woman? Especially when the part of it most used is likely to have been the artificial vagina with realistic juices just like the real thing? Apparently many people, if the very competitive bidding for Bouncy Beyonce is anything to go by. I hope the lucky man who eventually bought her takes the precaution of giving her a thorough scrubbing and disinfecting before he exposes his penis to her realistic juices otherwise he could soon find himself with a realistic sexually transmitted disease.
After Iâ€™d found out that these sex dolls were available on e-Bay it got me wondering if you could also purchase them from Amazon. Could you buy an Amazon from Amazon? Apparently not, although they sell a book about them.
Itâ€™s surprising how many outlets you can buy inflatable rubber women from via the internet though. Literally hundreds. However a minuteâ€™s careful consideration might inform you that the internet is the ideal place to sell these artificial floozies, as the comparative secrecy of the transaction completely cuts out the embarrassment factor; for while it would be a huge source of embarrassment for most people to have to enter a sex shop and ask for an inflatable rubber woman, there is no stigma whatsoever attached to receiving an inflatable rubber woman through the post in a plain-wrapped package, provided of course the consignors have let it down first.
All this has rather put a damper on Atkins Down The Roadâ€™s plan to sell inflatable rubber women as artificial car passengers, as it his Â contention that it is Â the embarrassment factor that would drive the inflatable rubber women/artificial passenger traffic our way.
In consequence of the above I reported my findings to him. He agreed it could be a major snag and is to give the matter some thought. Rather him than me. I havenâ€™t managed to get the thought of artificial vaginas with realistic juices just like the real thing out of my head yet.