MARIANNE UNFAITHFULL
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A pop singer who emerged briefly in the 1960s, Marianne Unfaithfull put it about even more than her near namesake Marianne Faithfull. A friend of the Rolling Stones, Marianne Unfaithfull, nee Trembler, is reported to have had sex with each of them
several times, and on one occasion at the same time, before ending the session
with a couple of their roadies. Three weeks later her version of the Stones’ ‘I Can’t Get No Satisfaction’ was recorded at Abbey Road, and a version of venereal disease was recorded by the Stones and their roadies at Hammersmith Hospital.
The next song she recorded was a parody of Marianne Faithfull’s hit song of May 65 ‘This Little Bird’, entitled ‘This Little Turd’, and is said to be her reaction to T Rex singer Marc Bolan calling her a slag.
Born Amanda Trembler in 1950 she dropped the ‘A’, and her knickers, in 1963 and became Manda Trembler. Shortly after she cut her first record ‘Like A Virgin?’  (This wasn’t the Madonna hit of the 1984 but a self-penned number which boasted the line ‘Like a virgin? Well it’s no use looking at me, twatface’.
In 1966 Marianne married rock star Tommy Unfaithfull of The Why? The marriage was not a success, due in no small part to Marianne’s promiscuity, and three months later the they had a quickie divorce and Marianne had a quickie with the registrar who annulled the marriage. In
In an interview with the Melody Maker in 1970 Marianne claimed to have had sex with over two hundred rock stars and one hundred film stars, including Rin Tin Tin.
In a follow up article Elvis Presley admitted to being one of her conquests, as did Richard Burton, who when questioned said that she was one of the best shags he had ever had. Rin Tin Tin said ‘Woof’.
In March 1972 the New Musical Express reported that in one wild night of sex Marianne have bedded three of The Beatles, Freddie & the Dreamers, and the entire Osmond family, and given little Jimmy his first wank. Marie Osborne denied this but it was about this time that she developed the permanent grin she affects. Little Jimmy grinned for quite a while too.
In 1980, aged just thirty, Marianne died when she choked to death in the back of the Rocking Robins Ford transit van whilst giving head to the band’s lead guitarist. Her funeral, which was attended by many of her former lovers, was held at Wembley Stadium, with the overflow at Wembley Arena.
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Hi. I’m Terry Ravenscroft, I’m aged 67 and…..whoooah, come back, I’m not ready to have the lid nailed down on my coffin just yet. Anyway I’m a very young 67. (About five years ago I went to see Pulp at the Manchester Evening News Arena. I was older than everyone else by at least 35 years. The eighteen-year-old next to me asked me if I’d ever been to the venue before. I replied ‘Yes I saw George Formby here once’. She’d never heard of him.)
This blog is going to be about my life and the way I see things. Before I retired I was a comedy scriptwriter for Les Dawson and Smith and Jones amongst others so there’s a sporting chance that some of the things I write will be funny. One of the reasons I’m writing this blog, although by no means the only reason, is because I have a website www.topcomedy.co.uk which I hope you will log on to occasionally. I have yet to meet anybody who doesn’t like Dear Air 2000….
My hobbies are walking, playing crown green bowls, watching football, birdwatching , cooking, and, according to The Trouble, moaning. Oh, and I have a thing about Kristen Scott Thomas.
A couple of people I will be mentioning from time to time are The Trouble and Atkins Down The Road. The Trouble is my wife. I don’t call her The Trouble because it’s cockney rhyming slang for ‘wife, trouble and strife’, but because she has the habit of starting sentences, especially to me, with the words ‘The trouble with you is….’ Then goes on to complete the rest of the sentence with words like ‘you never listen when I’m talking to you’ or ‘you never see the other person’s point of view’ or some such other frivolous complaint. Atkins Down The Road is my best friend and lives, not surprisingly, down the road.
I started a weblog a couple of years ago but stopped doing it to write a novel about golf called ‘A Good Walk Spoiled.’ If you want to read the weblog it can be found on my website, if you want to read the novel it can be found on my other website, Razzamatazz, at www.razza.fsnet.co.uk along with lots of other things.
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